99% of my interaction with India is -
“Hello sir my name is Paul Smith. I have been looking at your website and I have discovered it is not optimised for SEO and I would like to offer you the chance to improve your search rankings”
Every. Fuckin. Day.
I can hear the accent in my head.
That’s like 50% of my interaction. The other half is folks with a doctorate of some variety who are as normal as someone with a doctorate can be. And that’s not surprising it’s a huge country and the people I’m most likely to interact with over here on the other side of the world that are from there are either going to be highly educated folks who moved to a wealthier nation or service workers/scammers who call said wealthier nation. It’s not like there’s gonna be many electricians who immigrate from India to the US and the manual laborers who leave India rarely cross the ocean to look for work.
Mine pretends to be a debt collector and spoofs a local number.
He found your website, didn’t he? How is that not good SEO?
On page 25…
Damn, he working hard. Do search engines these days even go that deep?
They gotta put those ads somewhere!
Mine goes as follows.
Them: Hello I’m looking for…
Me: Mmmmmmmmm fuck yeah god damn your dick smells so fucking hot.
Them: Excuse me sir???
Me: I said your dick smells fucking hot. You wanna meet up later and get tongue deep in each others ass holes.
Them: :click:
I don’t get many scam calls or bill collectors anymore. The trick is that you ONLY do it when they call you. In other words don’t call them and harass them. If it’s a legit company it might even be illegal for that company to make their employees call someone that sexually harasses their employees. Also if it’s a woman i usually describe the smell of the genitalia. Otherwise it’s the same.
A lot of Indian dudes are homophobic as hell. To add to the awkwardness of the conversation I lower my voice to make it real deep. Then I say each word slowly and breathy. That way I know they hear me and each word kind of hangs there for a second.
I think you might be too into this.
I went from regularly having 60+ scam calls a day. To around 3 a week in the course of like 3 months. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The stupid part is that the scam calls weren’t even for me. They would ask for the guy that had this number before me.
What about scam call centers pretty sure that’s up on that list as well.
Mystics and spiritualis tend to be shit covered rapists so idk why you’re surprised
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Holy shit what happened to this thread? Looks like all the racists from 4chan and Reddit are here now. So unlike Lemmy SMH
Bro do you even know where you are right now XD
Wait what do you mean? This is basically a sub to post funny things from 4chan, right? Not that people from 4chan are here?
and how would they get the screencaps?
By going into 4chan to mock the losers, like everyone else on the internet does
Do you think people driving safari tours are lions?
Fucking savage lmao.
goes to 4chan community
is shocked it’s offensive
What did you expect?
We are supposed to be making fun of them here, not joining them…
Canada soon too lol
I don’t get it.
I they mean Canada is about to turn from the land of maple syrup to
Might be
A guy known for the being our dumbest politician for the last two decades is currently leading PM polls
Might be
That he promises more and faster immigration to Indians
Might be
That he is anti-environment, anti-vaccine, anti-gay
Might be
That he wants to increase taxes
However if the person above is a fan of his then it could be that his bigger competitor isn’t stepping down to give him a free win
I don’t think any of those are going to hurt our PR though compared to aligning more with the Americans than Europe which we’ve been doing for a long time now
God, you’re intolerable.
He asked about Canada’s future PR problems, i gave both sides of the coin
Canada gets like 800k Indians per year right now
Wait until the country wide heatwaves begin
