Dude: “Cool. points at DC One of our leaders spaced out yesterday for like 12 seconds and crapped his pants on live television yesterday. You can start there.”
“Hmm… we really only wanted to rule over you to harvest your species’ brain power through an interface with our computational networks. This… just won’t do. Later losers!”
Alien: “We’ve come to rule you.”
Dude: “Cool. points at DC One of our leaders spaced out yesterday for like 12 seconds and crapped his pants on live television yesterday. You can start there.”
Did he actually shit himself, and if yes, do you have a cute for that? I dessssprately need that to be true.
Someone check his diaper.
“Hmm… we really only wanted to rule over you to harvest your species’ brain power through an interface with our computational networks. This… just won’t do. Later losers!”