“I work at one of these places that’s so woke it’s kinda racist,” the joke reads in part. “Like this lady asked my boss, she’s like ‘Yo, does Jad consider himself a person of color?’ because she was making a list of us. Fucking hell? Sick, alright. I get to be in this lady’s brown dude Pokédex.”
lol
Burgerland white collar corpo jobs are like this. As far as they’re concerned, you represent the corpo image. They put you through training and make you sign agreements to this effect. You need to get permission slips to open your mouth in public. Even code monkeys like me get this treatment.