I tried redoing Hungry Like The Wolf by Duran Duran for tonight, but I couldn’t wedge both caliginous and callipygian in there while also referencing Bastille Day and probably-werewolves. I failed you, fam! 😫

At any rate, you should know that you’re legally obligated to get sworn in before that one guitar part punches you in the feels. So, raise your right hand…

First Movie: Alligator

Second Movie: Grizzly