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minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 months agoUnfortunately, you have been chosen to host all the parasites and diseases so they will survive the flood. Make a constitution roll.
minus-squareWarmSoda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-26 months agoSave failed. You now live for 60 years instead of 2000. Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 months agoWell that certainly seems like a proportionate punishment for eating some fruit.
Unfortunately, you have been chosen to host all the parasites and diseases so they will survive the flood.
Make a constitution roll.
Save failed.
You now live for 60 years instead of 2000.
Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.
Well that certainly seems like a proportionate punishment for eating some fruit.