rynzcycle@kbin.social to Antique Memes Roadshow@lemmy.world · 11 months agoMy 11yo sister posted this in our family sibling discord. I've never been more proud.media.kbin.socialimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down17
arrow-up155arrow-down1imageMy 11yo sister posted this in our family sibling discord. I've never been more proud.media.kbin.socialrynzcycle@kbin.social to Antique Memes Roadshow@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squarerynzcycle@kbin.socialOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·11 months agoMy wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house. “To fight the motherfucking Decepticons,” I said. She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.
My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house.
“To fight the motherfucking Decepticons,” I said.
She laughed. I laughed.
The toaster laughed.
I shot the toaster.