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This has to be a cover story, right? If this is what happened, why would they just admit to it like this?
It’s a classic move, you make the cover story embarrassing enough and no one will question it
100% they got ventilated by a guy in sweatpants with an AK older than himself
This. It’s remarkably easy to slip on a wet ladder when you’re busy getting riddled with bullets from above.
how would they even know this in the first place? and why would it take multiple days for the whole story to come out?
Hope against hope that the political polarization has infiltrated the military and intelligence communities and the Trumpers are acting like a fifth column.
Maybe these two Marines slipped and died to own the libs!
they probably got caught and murdered
Limited hangout. When people know you’re lying and perhaps even the details (e.g. Houthis claimed they killed the seals), they’ll pivot to giving you piecemeal information. Everyone will be focused on the ladder, maybe the weapons, but they won’t ask about anything else.
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I can’t prove it, but I know it’s true that the first one slipped and fell and knocked the second one down.
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BY GOD IT’S A HOUTHI SOLDIER WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
If it was me, i would just simply not drown.
I’m just built different
Thats right
warm water too. so maybe 2-3 days of delerium unless the sharks got them.
lol.
Unless they sank from being strapped to like 50 lbs of gear. Also an awful way to go
I think I remember reading something about seals drowning in vietnam from trying to go across rivers with gear on so that’s why they developed those life jackets you see them with, lol vietnam stays winning.
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Barbarossa I walking into a river wearing chain mail in his way to do a crusade in the middle east
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SEALs walking into a river wearing full tactical gear
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Boat ladders have a symbiotic relationship with oceanic carnivores confirmed.
Seals are a staple diet for sharks.
Critical failure on a DC2 Dexterity check to climb a ladder
Critical failure on a Wisdom saving throw to not jump into the ocean at night after the first guy
Guess basic training didn’t prepare you for the no wet floor sign.
blows whistle
No running on the boat!
To be fair, they’re more used to doing things like furnishing little boys and heroin to pedophile warlords in the desert
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this must be the escalation ladder I keep hearing about
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Folks just because your commander in chief falls down the stairs doesn’t mean you’re supposed to as well
They were pirates hahahaahahahababahahah the Americans were pirates hahahhahaj
who would win:
- the elite of the elite of the most expensive military on the planet
- a slightly moist poopdeck
How long until Hasan gets the ladder on stream?
Isn’t getting onto boats and swimming a core skill for SEALs? Alongside eating clams?
So is lying about what really happened.
Seals do not lie.
Sea lions do.
Nat one you say
Navy Banana PEEL
DOD cheaped out and got them walmart boots so they could send the difference to ukraine
