What’s your end game? If you want to get out of jury duty, when the lawyers ask if there’s anything preventing you from making a fair judgement, just say you will base your verdict on your morality (or fear, if the person on trial is powerful and dangerous) rather than legislation. This is jury nullification without getting arrested. You’ll probably find someone who says it’s not illegal to mention jury nullification or whatever - ignore them. Don’t risk your freedom over some internet theory when you can achieve the same thing with no risk.

If you want to get on the jury, don’t try to disrupt it immediately without knowing more about the case. You might get something funny like Trump, something less funny like a serial killer, or you might get a cop on stand for murder or a banker for tax evasion.

You can fart and the breeze will knock him down and kill him. Why are these freaks afraid of him?

It’s not really meant to be discernible. It’s the digital equivalent of a stadium of 30,000 cheering. It just becomes a sea of indistinguishable noise

Imagine Aristotle or Plato making up stories about themselves debating other philosophers. Or imagine Greeks and Romans making up random stories that involved their gods and goddesses and then becoming popular to the point of being canon. Or imagine Christians holding councils to determine which biblical story is “real”

It started with Vine which was 6 second videos. That got shut down and briefly taken over by Music.ly, which was bought by ByteDance and relaunched as TikTok after which every major social media site tried to emulate following Trunp’s proposed ban

Imagine the millennial obsession of Bradgelina. Or Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman or Justin Timberlake. Or with hot tub streamers, imagine having a crush on your older sister’s female friends and trying to impress them. Or millennials who saw Evangelion and were like “omg so me” instead of having parents.

I literally cannot wrap my head around the appeal of watching another person that isn’t an actual friend play a videogame.

Imagine Wombo Combo or Leroy Jenkins but instead of millennials screaming and hollering together, it’s zoomers.

If you can understand these things, you can wrap your head around streamers.

When they skibbidi their rizz without being sus

packaged chips here until 1937

Hmmmm. What a peculiar date to stop at. Proof that Marxists are red, oily fascists

The notion that Asia is the most anti-black country is so odd to me. Like even if people were foaming at the mouth racist and saying slurs to every black person in the street, I don’t see how that’s more racist when black people make up a tiny percentage of the population and most countries there have little history with black people, whereas black citizens make up a significant portion of the western countries, and multiple (particularly angloid) countries had laws specifically targeting black people, and they still target them today. This isn’t mentioning the endless pro-destitution policies the west imposes on Africa.

One of it is (mostly) opportunist racism whereas the other explicitly incorporated anti black racism into countries’ very foundation

There was some black news anchor who abruptly quit his job to fight for Ukraine after the invasion. He was some military veteran who apparently had ties to Guantanamo Bay. I wonder what happened to him

That’s democracy baby. Popular presidents are authoritarian

Military psychology is so weird. It’s like the oath to serve is a physical chain that prevents most soldiers from disobeying their superiors no matter how stupid. Like 5 guys can rotate as officer/general, and they all claim to be the true protector of the institutions, and their ranks and medals mesmerize the troops into obeying

Do you think democrats would show up to the White House if Biden called for mobilization if Trump tries a coup? Even if they did, I can’t imagine liberals killing the fascists if they try to do anything to Biden. They’ll just start crying and trying to grab Biden’s lifeless corpse, and the one liberal who tries to fight back will be detained by other liberals and turned over to the fascist cops

An intern showed Xi how to do the Macarena which outraged him and prompted the law

Oi coynt why donchu stop hoggin n’pass me that Queen Lizzie Muff Puff you goyt there

The equivalent of vietnam war soldiers being okay with massacring villages, but being offended when some hippie calls them baby killers

Correction - ”you’re already inside my walls”

I think he only shows up twice. First time he’s protesting random trivial crap, second time drilling oil

Yeah WikiLeaks literally exposed the murder of multiple civilians by the military, but Hillary’s shit is what causes the downfall