“People can’t pay their bills, credit card balances are through the roof. Inflation is high. Democracy is in peril. Immigration is out of control. So, there’s a lot of pain going around.

Well, one of those things is not like the other. Let’s see if we can improve that quote a bit,

People can’t pay their bills, credit card balances are through the roof. Inflation is high. Democracy is in peril. Lazy morons like me who haven’t had an original thought since the Clinton administration are still getting paid way too much money to be experts. So, there’s a lot of pain going around.

Much better!