Let’s face it: ppb is stupid and no longer funny. All people are gonna do when they see it is shake their heads and think we’re idiots clinging to a dead meme nobody ever thought was funny. They’re not gonna magically become tankies because they saw an emoji of a fucking pig pooping on its testicles.

Know what’s really devastating? What’ll really throw them for a loop and send them crying back to their fascist hidey-holes? Skibidi fucking toilet, that’s what. Imagine. We could be called ‘hexskibidi’ and our logo would be like the hexagonal bear but with skibidi toilet. We could just call everybody ‘fellow ohio skibidi sigma rizzlers’ and all the taglines could be changed to just ‘SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI’ repeated over and over again like a trot insisting that THIS issue is totally gonna bring about the world revolution!

Then we could post pigskibidiballs and all the libs will be devastated, they’ll cry and scream and not be very sigma when they see some five year old watching skibidi toilet on their ipad like they’re being mind controlled by aliens and scream “NOOO SKIBIDI TOILET IS TANKIE!1!1!1!!!1111!!!111” And then the republican campaign would be Donald Trump promising to bomb skibidi toilet to own the woke homosexual communists.

This is what we could have. This is what we’re missing out on.