“We need a sensationalist headline to rile people up” “Ok, I’ll get ChatGPT to whip up some bullshit about microwaving plastic and how it fucks up all the food!” “Awesome”

“Hey boss, we got called out by people who have common sense” “Oh well, they’re not our target audience anyway, our targeted demographic will forget all about this when you post the next article, they have the memory of goldfish, fuck em”