texting iran: WE ARE FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME. THE DAYS OF YOUR AXIS OF EVIL ARE NUMBERED. WE ARE MONITORING YOUR COLLABORATIONS. NO SUDDEN MOVES.

texting The Washington Post: xi probably doesn’t even know it was a spy balloon 😏 you know how these dictatorships are

texting china: You’ve got to talk some sense into them man 😭😭😭 they’re disregarding the rules based international order please 😢🥺