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Tech CEO of profit-margin optimisation company falls to death attempting to make a grand entrance at an event, in front of all his employees.

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Tech CEO of profit-margin optimisation company falls to death attempting to make a grand entrance at an event, in front of all his employees.

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news@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months ago

CEO falls to death in front of employees in India

A party went bad quickly when a tech CEO fell 4.5 metres to his death in an on-stage accident in front of his employees in India.

profit squeezer went to the Owen Hart school of grand entrances

hopefully this becomes the next rich dick trend

RIP bozo

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I know one guy in the audience saw this and thought “I should’ve wished that I wanted to win the lottery instead”
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  sooooo many people had to pretend to be covering their mouths in horror to hide their smiles.

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