• MyFairJulia@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Meanwhile at Tuxedo OS:

    Manager: “So, we need a set of Wallpapers for that Linux we have.”

    Worker: “Alright, so i suggest that we add some vistas from germany in there and some nature photography.”

    Manager: “Classic and beautiful, but i feel like we need a little twist to that.”

    Worker: “Alright, so was if we were to run an algorithm that turns random parts of the wallpaper into polygonal art?”

    Manager: “How random exactly?”

    Worker: “Totally! The only rule is that half of the wallpaper has to have that look but there’s no rhyme or reason to which parts will be turned into polygons.”

    Manager: “I love it. Can we also super impose our logo on the wallpaper so that people can always rest assured that the Linux they booted is still the Linux they installed and that it’s our Linux?”

    Worker: “Absolutely sir!”