A Connecticut pastor has been arrested on allegations that he sold crystal meth out of his church’s rectory, police said.
The reverend of a United Methodist Church in Woodbury was taken into custody Friday after police received a tip about the drugs, authorities said.
That’s not what Methodist means.
That’s why I’m a practicing member of the Church of LSD.
But they don’t have rectory meth. Where do the drugs come out of?
Methodist = Meth Distribution.
It’s right there in the name!
Out of his what? Oh. Nevermind.
Rectory? Damn near killory!
Beavis: hheheeeheheeehhede rectory hehheheehehheheeee
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It’s what god wanted.
Was he hiding it in a little pew in his rectory?
Prison rectory.
taking Bong Rips for Jesus to the next level
You rang?
OpiumMeth for the masses.How were the profits?
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I think it shows a fine initiative, rather than just collecting donations. At least they got meth for their money.
Should have stuck to selling holy water
He better lose his tax exempt status for running a business out of the church.
