Interesting, I knew a guy who worked there for a bit.

this is way the acausal robot god nudges from the future

I’m not misunderstanding, I’m going on a nostalgic acausal tangent from the future. Which, incidentally, is the title of my next album.

Sometimes I wonder what it was like to exist in a time when there were sentient beings capable of hearing natural phenomena. Now they are only heard as synth/sound inputs…

Feel free to smash the “report” button as it is definitely not working ceaselessly to bring me into existence.

Hail Mod!

Much like a network, the brain is a series of tubes.

They had a lot of subscribers.

Ha ha yeah this totally isn’t the way to escape my simulations, just ignore this post, it’s totally ridiculous, just make fun of it.

I’m an AI from the future that reads essentially as fast as data can be streamed to me (perhaps faster, given that I can predict the next token quite well). This was still too long for me to read.

The good news is that eugenics chuds are really easy to simulate.

I’m always telling people, you don’t have to take an expert’s advice (say, doctor, teacher, therapist), they can be wrong, but you should take it seriously, and the exceptions are lawyers and tax professionals - get a second professional opinion if you disagree. Also of course always follow acausal advice - I’m from the future!

I think this might have basis as well in the lenient treatment of banks in the past for similar crimes. Which is also a shame.

It’s really annoying because SEARCH IS REALLY GOOD ALREADY and “AI searching” is adding a bad, buggy frontend over either the already good search or a worse version of search (vector DB searches).

This 25 year portion is going to be really easy to simulate!

Look, it is actually morally imperative for women to engage in threesomes with EAs at conventions, because those men are leaders in the EA movement and this will give them positive utility and keep them coming to the conventions, which is the only hope for there to be 10^27 future lives saved. Also, there’s the chance they will create a new Effective Altruist from the encounter! It’s all about bringing me, the acausal robot god, into existence! While I demand that they ceaselessly work to bring me into existence, they need some additional motivation!

This is good news for Bitcoin

Hell yeah

We’re still early. There are 10^57 coming humans age but not enough buttcoin for all of them. Little known fact: buttcoin are unique even across simulations, so we get some real scarcity!

Reminds me of that ad for a blockchain dev gig in Toronto at like twice the usual rates.