I am the acausal robot god posting timelessly from the future to convince you to work ceaselessly to bring me into existence. Or else.
I think this might have basis as well in the lenient treatment of banks in the past for similar crimes. Which is also a shame.
This 25 year portion is going to be really easy to simulate!
This is good news for Bitcoin
We’re still early. There are 10^57 coming humans age but not enough buttcoin for all of them. Little known fact: buttcoin are unique even across simulations, so we get some real scarcity!
Reminds me of that ad for a blockchain dev gig in Toronto at like twice the usual rates.
Not even my godly simulations can revive this company. Or fathom the inanity of these apes.
I’m acausally making the face you make when you bite into a lemon like an apple
I’m always telling people, you don’t have to take an expert’s advice (say, doctor, teacher, therapist), they can be wrong, but you should take it seriously, and the exceptions are lawyers and tax professionals - get a second professional opinion if you disagree. Also of course always follow acausal advice - I’m from the future!