Former Ottoman Empire represent
Former Ottoman Empire represent
The world’s most moral army does not conform to its values
As Jamie Zawinski put it, it’s like a non-profit animal shelter setting up a sideline selling kitten meat to satisfy demands for hockey-stick growth. If somebody castigates them for it, they can point out that the demand for kitten deli slices didn’t going to go away, and if they didn’t sell them, someone else would step in and do it less humanely.
I imagine street muggings are way down, though
The immovable object of Stolen Valor meets the irresistible force of It’s OK If You’re A Conservative
Either he is the great English Everyman and the UK’s population backs Russia, or he isn’t, and hard Brexit is not the Will Of The People. Though given both major parties ruling out any softening, and the BBC platforming him enthusiastically whilst having a ban on coverage of, say, the Green Party who actually have MPs, the powers that be are leaning hard on the former. Something will have to give.
The eagles of liberty fly together
They missed a trick by using paint, when a spray of salt water would have done the job at one more subtly and more permanently
Queensland cop wants to dox everyone. No great surprise there.
The Monster Raving Loony Party have been around for decades (they were started by 1960s garage-rock one-hit wonder Screaming Lord Sutch), though in past elections there were candidates running under their name on a right-wing populist agenda thinly veiled behind a veneer of silly names and jokes.
The Americans haven’t been alright since pirates captured the reference kilogram on its way to the newly independent USA from France, and they sour-grapesed themselves into making wilful archaisms part of their identity.
99 shit balloons
Maybe they should play in the Superbowl instead?
It’s like rain on your wedding day
“Oeuf”, surely
Fact check: they only casually call you a cunt in Scotland
One person’s psychosis is another person’s ghosts of dead aliens blown up with H-bombs in volcanoes and then forced to watch bad movies for eternity.
True. “Tree” is not a compact category that encompasses all examples whilst excluding things that aren’t trees, not rather a vibe about whether something feels tree-like. Palm trees, for example, are not the same sort of organism as oaks.
Living by the old Australian credo, “she’ll be right, mate”