BastardOfBuildings [none/use name]

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Cake day: August 13th, 2023

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  • I’ve been pitching movies and albums to various people in hollywood for 50 years but have never once gotten my ideas greenlighted.

    You know terminator 2? I came up with that in the 60’s. I said what if we did a movie about a grown man named Kevin McCallister who gets separated from his family at an airport during Christmas. The only way to get back to his family and avoid the two robbers that were after him is if he lets a man live in his ass. The robbers are magical Mr. Mistoffelees who is a large cat and Doctor Manhattan who is blue and you can see his penis.

    They have been pushing me out of the film industry for decades now.