It’s like sparkling mineral water, only in shower form.

Mmmmm. Quails’ eggs.

Canned pumpkin? I don’t think the rest of the world eats canned pumpkin.

You could do what some Canyonero and Dodge Ram drivers do, and park sideways across as many spaces as possible.

Well they’re not really mystery monoliths. Someone put them there.

That’s not a horse, it’s Alf!

I don’t think that’s a third leg.

Mr Blue Sky (ELO) and Sir Duke (Stevie Wonder.)

I remember Hi-5. There was Kathleen and… some other people.

Hairway to Steven (Butthole Surfers) and Electric Landlady (Kirsty McColl).

15117, and ignore the rotating disk. Every second dial seems to run backwards, so it might actually be some sort of time machine.

I use another brand (Resmed) and pulled my old one apart to see what’s inside. They are well engineered - and they need to be, as they run 7-8 hours, every night. They also have quite a bit of soundproofing surounding the pump. Mine had spray expanding foam and the spongy seat padding type, but this is all outside the airflow. I suppose they could use foam inside the air tubes for further sound damping, but it seems a bit dumb as if any breaks off it will go straight up your nose.

I’ve never heard it called the emergency brake - it’s either the handbrake or parking brake. Is that a US thing?

They’re delish. Like chewing a rubber band covered in garlic butter.

Thank you!

Do we have to wait a week for the next installment? I need to know what happens.

I thought pansexual was with, like, pans. I will have to rethink my life. And my kitchen.

I thought it was pronounced Kay Melly-on, so I never tried it because of the silly name.

Pihole will be unaffected.

Why would you want to wear shoes that look like Granny knitted them?

Gerald Ratner (UK high street jeweller) did a pretty good job, calling his own products “crap” and almost destroying the company. He’s on Wikipedia.