Irony is Ridley Scott conscripting the Blade Runner to hunt and kill Rachael.

No… I get it totally. That why I know my girl’s worth my time, she’s willing to potentially give up her arm for me to still play DOOM 8 days a week

My bro has one of these shotguns, the browning sweet sixteen, famous collectible

In Doom I had to rip off a dudes arm to gain access to the security controls on core cooling shutdown. If you don’t want to lose an arm to stop a demon horde, you’re better off just using your girlfriend’s fingerprints

Studies show that 9 out 10 lawyers have nudes on their phones.

This is good news for Xbox

I have enjoyed manjaro. My sons first laptop ran manjaro with WINE for his gaming. It never gave him too many problems

This mosquito herder should be in jail in the cell next to his good friend Jeffrey Epstein!

Yes

I think so, because two comments clearly had more info than was available in my click.

Too early for Christmas

Spot on. I was incredulous when they told me they each sent their cheek swabs in to the “free to be me”, the population tracking group 🌊 👁️a. Now I understand that that same company’s entire database is on the dark 🕸️.

Wow. Echoes is my all time favorite song. My older brother turned me onto Pink Floyd back in the day. I couldn’t imagine going 25 years without hearing meddle

Who founded what scam?

he’s close to John C. Reilly but just not quite ready for Dr. Steve Brule

It’s a reference to “temple of doom” and it’s connection to, à la human sacrifice, the “Red Shoe Society” which is very big with the Hollywood crowd.

Automatic Reply: You have the right to remain silent, but it won’t help you because your texts have already assured your conviction. Police are currently triangulating your location using GPS signals from this device. Even if the device is powered off, the authorities will continue receiving geolocation, as well as audio & video signals. WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE & WHERE YOU’RE HIDING.

I just want to say that Hancock was a good movie, but I never understood how those two dudes were able to recover from that scene

My car is CNG so, a good 80% termite & bovine farts get me from here to there.

It’s as good as cash. It’s an IOU