Crossed 2,000 words. Think this is already the longest thing I’ve written since college and I’ve got a ton of ideas still swirling

It is the best-tasting food dye

A spectre is haunting Hexbear

Gang’s all here!

Writing theory

Holy fuck, I’m gonna looooooooooooooove

These libs were shaking back when we were just power users. They’re not prepared for our era as a power couple

Ask not what your presidential candidate can do for you, but just shut the fuck up and

Love the username lol

Before any Red 40 dorks chime in, consider that I have drawn myself as the chad and you as the soyjack

I’m on a juice cleanse where I only drink Yellow 5. It has been 3 days and I can already hear other people’s thoughts

Yeah, we’ve been away on a training arc. But we’ve learned as much as we can and are ready to break the power-scaling of this universe

But for real, if the roles were reversed, he’d be doing everything possible to keep control of the White House. Meanwhile, she’s just happy that she’ll be able to cash in on her consulting fee for the next 2 decades. Fucking pathetic

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You’re telling me a net hexed this bear?

The dark days are Joever, comrades. We. Are. Barack.

Good to be back

Learn and apply theory, liberals

If Brennan doesn’t already have a secret account on here, we need to reach out to him