Buglefingers

They took away lunch breaks 4 years ago for me :(

So I can have small meth?

I’m not.sure exactly how it works, but it might be a cookies, or IP check for the views? Either way it may just be that an individual person cannot view the contents multiple times to increase the count or you might get bot shenanigans

If they’ve a problem they can line up and speak with me! I’ll have them know though, that I’ll be first in line to talk to me no matter what.

Oh yeah, I’m a badass mix of Jonny bravo and Evel Knievel. None have performed such a daring stunt. It all started when I was born, I realized I could be born first by cutting in front of my twin.

Then I continued my extreme sport as I grew, candy at trick or treat, using the potty, using the break down lane during construction. There was no end to my daring

This is my story, the man known as Aweso line gets cut

Really though, we were at the center of the tech boom growing up. VHS to live streaming. Physical media is retro in such a short time. It’s not even necessarily the advancements on their own (which saying were massive may be an understatement) but also the implementation and sociatal acceptance.

We went from “don’t talk to people on the internet, don’t meet with them, don’t give out personal information”, to literal non-stop blogging of all our life events to as many people who care to see it. This is not a lamentation, merely a statement to express how far things have changed in effectively one generation.

It moved so fast that even most 90s kids don’t have agreeable substance for “the way we did it” since it changed and developed so fast. People two years apart in the 90s can have radically different views of what it was like because it didn’t stay that way for any length of time. VHS to DVD to Blueray and streaming. XBox, Kinect, to VR. Calling, to Email, to AOL, to text, to smartphones and message apps. It was a wild burst of tech that was astonishing and ground shaking.

Wait, I got a blue belt from the store, do the green ones give you martial arts skills!?

So IDK exactly what you were talking about BUT I work with micrometers everyday at work and you actually grip em with your pinky or sometimes pinkey and ring finger, and hold it against your palm so you can use your thumb and index finger to rotate the top!

Even people with big hands can use them pretty effectively :D

This concludes the unasked for, unnecessary information. TY for listening

Perhaps he is the chosen one to decipher the old Eldrich scripts to the masses. Incomprehensible knowledge becomes casual teachings through this man

How did you find this video?? It had 8 views when I watched it. You can’t just ignore the AlGoRiThM

Truly, we are beasts

Cuts in line at the legalizing the purge line

Whenever I return to my car without a cart (vast majority of the time) I will find a random cart not returned and return it. Cause fuck you, that shit’s going back despite your best efforts (or lack of any)

This is why I always wear poorly woven clothes. I always have “a bit of string” on me

Hotel? Trivago

I get comedy skits and indie games with a splash of science and neat history stuff

This is actually hilarious

In the purge anything goes, even cutting in line

Me: Staring at a renishaw and two wenzel CMMs

CMMs: Do nothing

Me: Seems about right

I know! It seemingly shouldn’t be too hard of a choice. Who the Fuck would trust a career politician!?

/J (because scarily, it’s needed)

Tomorrow, on Day 4, the Birthday party will end. Though I’ve just been told they have prepared celebrations for my unbirthday. I fear there is no God.