Oh for sure - and the nutters will be saying it’s ‘divine mandate’ since he survived those assassination attempts. We ain’t seen shit yet.

Aww come on, maybe your kid will have super powers then, like an extra arm or glowing in the dark. Where’s your sense of adventure?

No I’m not!

…is that the “Dark MAGA” bullshit he’s throwing out there?

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Hail Allfather!

I mean in his defense… This is an onion article after all. It’s only mostly believable.

Gotta take the rubes for everything they’re worth. I wonder how many inheritances that fucking guy has sacked.

No rum ham‽

I usually just respond “I’m a sustainer”.

I’m too seen here. Time to hide.

This is truly unnerving; and the fact that it probably cost an acre of trees or some shit to generate makes it even worse.

That’s just medical too haha – $150 extra a month for dental, which covers 2 cleanings a year and X-rays every five. No emergency or orthodontic work.

Everytime I hear someone tell me how well our system works, it makes me convulse with fury.

$896 per month in premiums, and about $18k out of pocket so far this year in addition. Me and two kids.

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Yep, I think this is part of the answer.

I’m guessing another is identifying which members are primarily using membership card and cash, membership attached to an alternative FOP from their in-house charge (Citi currently), and digital native customers who are all in on the ecosystem.

Those data points can be used in several manners as Costco can glean valuable marketing insights into their customer base, their shopping habits, and their frequency. More than likely it will be used in ongoing in-house charge provider negotiations to ensure favorable terms for offering their services exclusively.

I much prefer to be the butt of jokes and thus not arousing any suspicion that we have it pretty good up here.

I beg ya pardon, this is my secret garden.