Because shut up, that’s why.

No. https://youtu.be/MpeOFvxor_0

It causes so much dawizard.

Invest in some good motorcycle PPE.

When I cook I often sing and dance in the kitchen. This excites one of my dogs and makes her want to play. One of the ways she plays is to kinda run around sideways a bit wiggling her butt a lot while doing a yelpy growl and it’s like she is singing and dancing too.

Oh boy don’t bring him to Australia, white undies are the rarity here.

I got the same thing, went back to the home page, refreshed and then the rego page worked.

Not just insects. Vermin control is critical and often not very ethical. Here in Australia, rabbits and kangaroos can be a big issue for farmers too and are often killed to protect crops when they become too numerous. Ducks can be a big issue for rice farmers here and permits are issued to shoot ducks on crops.

Eels up inside ya…

I don’t speak French but my understanding of it is that french has a word for fan (of someone) and fan (that moves air) and translate used the wrong one.

The only way Everything You Know Is Wrong could get any better is if TMBG did a cover of it.

Python malfeliĉas min.

The first three that come to mind are:

• Daria
• Hey Arnold
• Round the Twist (Australian kids show)

Yes, for the record it’s episode 296: Aaron Bacon

You didn’t happen to listen to the latest episode of the Case File podcast did you?

People just liked it better that way.

A WITCH!

An Akubra which I have had for about 18 years. It’s like a cowboy hat but Australian and made from rabbit fur felt.

Time

Is marching on

And time

Is still marching on

Back when google photos used to make videos of things you have done and taken lots of photos for, it made a video for me of a camping trip that prominently featured photos of a dead wild horse. Complete with confetti effects.