If you can’t see the milk, too little. If the bowl can possibly overflow while you’re eating, too much. Can’t give an exact ratio, but that’s the line I live on.

Depends on the size of the cat. I bet I could fit on a lion. But I’d probably be eaten by said lion.

Google already sold all my private info and I’m not getting it back. So there’s no point in caring about my private info being on the internet.

You could Google search my user name and I’m sure you’ll find my real name SOMEWHERE on the internet. Probably on the first page too.

Sonic the Hedgehog fanboy over here. However I don’t follow the fandom. Those guys are animals.

A good sense of humor is when you don’t judge other people for their jokes, even if you don’t find it funny. Nothing ruins a joke more than making everyone laugh, but that one guy who doesn’t think it’s funny just crosses their arms and stares at you.

And I’m not talking about insensitive jokes here (like racist, blonde, yo mama jokes ect.) but genuinely funny jokes that everyone thinks is hilarious. All it takes is that one sour-puss to ruin a whole mood.

THAT is truly what a good sense of humor is (imo).

I once had a dream that I was James from “James and the Giant Peach” most bizarre dream I’ve ever had.

Not a movie, but has anybody here seen the anime Anohana. If you can watch that and not cry in every episode, you’re a bonafide sociopath.

This will cause me to have an existential crisis. I just wanna be left alone man… Even if my blood IS AB-

I wish Senjogahara-san loved me… Wait a minute…

There’s an idle game called “smashing simulator idol” and in it, all you do is break pots and pans that fall from the sky by tapping/clicking on them. It’s simple and extremely addictive.

Well obviously Pluto is not a planet. Pluto’s a dog.

The same can be said about “ignorant”. Calling a person ignorant because they say something that peeves you, doesn’t make them ignorant. It makes them infuriating. Idk how often people use the word ignorant in this way, but my mother does and doesn’t get it when I call her ignorant about ignorant.

And here I thought it was an oxymoron.

Weather it’s one way or the other, my cat will still pull all the sheets out.

Sure you do it this way the first time… But what if I want seconds? That chocolate milk (I love Coco Pebbles) is just sitting there waiting for more cereal. I can’t let the milk starve!

Don’t even get me started on this one…

I learned something new today.

I agree with this statement, but I never notice its wrong until someone points it out. Then my inner grammar teacher has an aneurysm and I go off on a tangent.

It’s so close to being right that you don’t think about it, until you do. Then OCD sets in.

Same. Don’t get me wrong, short form content is okay (I prefer long form). But the shit you see on Tick Tock and YouTube Shorts is so ridiculous that I can’t help but reactively close the app out of self preservation…

It all started when someone wanted to fry chicken in Pepto-Bismol…

The most delicious edible wax I’ve ever had.