Child Eater

Anybody else smell toast?

WE FIGHT FOR ROCK AND STONE

I hate to ruin the fun but it seems the page has been updated

Trollface was drawn in Microsoft Paint on September 19, 2008, by Carlos Ramirez, an 18-year-old college student.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollface

Slime rancher and Subnautica for sure.

I knew I’d find one of you sickos in this thread…

I was not prepared to remember the Time Cube when clicking on this thread…

I was a K&R guy forever but I’ve been learning C++ recently (I know…) and I’ve found myself gravitating towards Allman more and more

Oh this is good. Mine is just called pain-and-suffering atm

Anyone else distracted by how the arm from the second panel lines up with the shoulder from the first.

I refuse to call it anything other than twitter.

I live, again

Hi a dad, I’m Child Eater.

Yes. I’m sorry you had to find out this way.

I’m sorry for your losses

Based Cruelty Squad Enjoyer.

Exactly. I like the tradition of always hiding something behind a waterfall.

Betty by Hot Mulligan.

The song is about the death of a beloved pet.

She used to sleep tucked in a tiny ball. Used to listen when I’d sing her favourite song. Held her fingers so she’d wake with me. Get drunk and sink into the couch for TV.

Couple years you couldn’t go outside. But as long as she was here then I would be just fine. Had a cough, it made me nervous then. Thought it would pass by the time winter met its end, oh.

Doctor said, “It doesn’t go away”. Nothing left to do but hope and medicate. Held her fingers so she’d wake with me. Get drunk and stay awake for days, I’d watch her breathe.

Got her ashes from the vet today. I can’t look at them or find the proper place. She used to sleep tucked in a tiny ball. Used to listen when I sang her favourite song, oh.