ComradeLove [he/him, comrade/them]

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Cake day: July 26th, 2020

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  • They all thought he was an idiot. This stupid kid just on the tour had just revealed himself as a hick. You don’t take shower before a round of golf. The vets were all in their slacks and knit polo things with various hats and stuff, not like this Pennsylvania ding bat, just wearing a towel. The lad turned from his locker and faced the snickering crowd. He looked them into their eyes. Got their attention, stood on the bench, and dropped his towel. That was the day young Arnie Palmer asserted dominance over his challengers. Most of them were suffering from shaking hands so much they were well over par by the 5th hole. Speaking of 5th, Sam Sneed had his 5th heart attack the moment he saw… It.