If I was some crazy schizophrenic religious nut job, I’d say God is punishing states like Texas with severe weather due to shit like this…but I know it’s just awful weather patterns from Global Warming…which is also Texas’s fault by a lot so I’m not too far off either way

“Don’t trust the Jews”

Oh so people were just always ignorant dick heads

Mfer using Jesus like a Jojo Stand

Oh God…I think I’m gonna be sick 🤢

I always feel sad betraying one person or the other. They did a really good job of not making the choice easy

Do you even understand the point of microtransactions in these situations? When used for items in the game that you can just get by playing the game, did you even consider what involves getting these items? Like does it become tedious? Takes too long to find? Takes up I ventory space? You can only sometimes find them at a vendor?I mean CAPCOM could’ve made them easily accessible for you. Fast travel kits have no weight, buy them at any store. Customize your character? Sure just setup camp or go to a mirror to do it for free. But no, they created a system that is so subtle that it completely goes over your sheep brain and you either choose to ignore it or cope with the tediousness of getting these items and even if you don’t buy the MTX the fact that there are some poor schmucks our there who will probably buy them because of the shitty system setup in DD2 is fucked up enough to be pissed about it, especially for a $70 game. CAPCOM didn’t just do this to do this, actually think for a second. They obviously chose these items strategically to get those few people who say “eh I’ll just buy this item real quick since it’s only 0.50 and convenient”. It should be convenient in the fucking $70 single player game itself!!

Tall-er-big-as-an-ant

That’s my thought. Like any new Ninja-like game that comes out now is gonna be compared to GoT since it was so damn good. If it doesn’t at least compare to the quality of GoT then it’s not gonna impress anyone when you have a better game released years ago that’s going to have a sequel soon.

When you hooking up with the girl who’s running through the whole football team and you ain’t got a condom

I’m in if it’s penis vore

Then it disappears and I say “Where House?”

How about I airdrop my balls into Bidens mouth

What do we do? I’m so scared 🥺

https://youtu.be/xyo4Kp2OVUI?si=FIowBbwUSmr2fMj7

Ayo wtf?

Time to dust off the guillotines

I can’t fucking stand this guy, why does he keep getting roles. God damnit

But her birthday is next week!!!

My chair is sufficient thank you…until I game then they go on my bed…then back on my chair

What if they had 7?