Rallies = Donkey Shows

Wait

It should’ve been simply titled “I fapped”

Also you can see him preparing his fap hand the day previous

raises claw

YO

Do-you-think-he-saurus

Older people are more likely to have accumulated wealth/property by virtue of having had more time to do so, and are more likely to want to defend it (and the status quo that gave it to them) politically.

As time is going on however, each successive generation has less and less, and with it less investment in maintaining and defending the way things are.

It is, 3/4 of the accounts ever created for this site are dead alts haha

Coins that make me hard

YOU FOOL, THAT’S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON

Who does Number 2 work for

His cheeks cause an earthquake every time he walks.

Imagine being so black-pilled that an objectively cute dog makes you feel contempt.

Man, what a throwback.

Being called “compassionate and effective” by the woman who:

A. Is behind Libya

and B. Lost to Donald fucking Trump

is not exactly high praise in my book

A penis in the hand is worth two in the bush

The funny thing is: Spiced is actually the best flavor they’ve had in a while lol

Basically raspberry Coke

I’m just here for the big freaky giants

"Never trust a pedophile. "

“Can someone pass the salt?”

“Hello?”