The slope has been paved and lubricant applied. Let the slipping commence.

Your blasphemy accelerates us towards the inevitable. As you and the society you poison drown in denim, let my warnings echo across the vacuous chasm of your morality.

Every time she puts on her Jammies, I imagine she’s excited to wake up 160 dollars richer.

You seem to be attempting to disagree with me whilst agreeing with everything I’ve said. I can only only offer so many indicators of sarcasm!

Baggy has always looked goofy. A stylish pair of pants should, ideally, make someone glance at your bits and bobs. Taut enough to accentuate but loose enough to tickle their curiosity. Baggy pants have always offered either too much or too little information. There’s no reveal when your groin is in plain view and there’s too much mystery when your pants offer no outline. If the realm of questions includes “what’s that smell” or “did they hide a whole rotisserie chicken?” then something has gone awry. Don’t allow this to become acceptable again.

Robbed the kitchen of a couple minutes, robbed the host of a couple minutes, robbed the company of a couple bucks worth of food. Essentially victimless. The restaurants I worked at offered unclaimed food to staff for half price or free. Not a huge deal, essentially harmless. Half hour before close usually isn’t an inconveniently busy time.

Out of curiosity, what’s the utility in this? Is it meant to be a toy of sorts?

Shoot, I was just referencing the modern interpretations of fae, but that’s absolutely fascinating! As recompense for unintentionally misleading you, here are a few of my favorite fairy artworks by Arthur Rackham

Could you offer what you know?

Their intent is to lay off workers without any of the trappings of laying off workers. If some of them happen to stick around despite the reduced benefits, dell’s happy. IBM’s been doing it to rob people of their pension for like 60 years now.

It seems no worse than any other online marketplace now

True and incredibly distressing.

Car goes for about 30k and has great range. Good price for a startup. Solely doing SUVs, which I don’t love, but it seems to be a decent offering for the price.

Still no issue for me. Might’ve been a temporary loss of service.

Seal the doors and light the match.

Parmesan sounds perfect. Just a pinch of salt and nuttiness to temper the sweet. Or maybe a smoked Gouda to deepen the dark notes. Or some American cheese if you hate food waste and yourself.

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How uncultured. When given a gift, you spread your hands and say “thank you.”

Just adding to this, some foods are actually irradiated for preservation purposes. If you’ve purchased premium ____, you may have had a bit of irradiated food. Given that widespread dna breakdown hasn’t occurred across the entire planet, irradiated matter is usually harmless.

The article seemed intent on hiding the names of the judges but, thankfully, there aren’t many court shootings per year, per state. Could be this’n

Only consideration would be whether you feel you’ve been emotionally manipulated into doing anything. Wedding’s your day, theme it however you like!