“There’s no solution” - says the motherfucking fucks responsible for FUCKING UP the shit and ensuring govts DON’T treat them like the criminals they are. “B-b-b-but think of my profits the economy!” - I love how profits for the next quarter are more important than long term survival for them.

Nobody is going after the big oil companies and ordering them to slow the fuck down. Nobody is telling the saudis to fuck off. Thanks to thinking of “the economy”, we’ll be on a very, VERY nasty future. But hey, that diamond studded yacht was worth it!

How about a sequel to Bambi meets Godzilla?

THERE ARE NO LAWS ON THE MOON, BATMAN!

And survived several assassinations attempts by the CIA

Truly the GOAT

^{greatest of all time, for the uninitiated}

Don’t forget all the politics involved in getting funds for your research. Fun times!

I do think that counts. Medieval 2 had both byzantines and turks in almost perfectly opposite colors, purple vs green

See that beak? That downwards pointy thing? It’s meant to crack open tough nuts. You do the math on how much hurt a sharp thing that can crack open some very tough nuts can cause

they bite through wood after all

trim your nails because you don’t wear them down naturally since you live your entire life on padded flannel blankets

Sounds like you know the problem and ain’t fixing it, chief. Leave some thick sticks with them

The worst part about video tutorials: you can’t CTRL + F, search, specific things. You can’t jump straight to your problem. The best you can do is skip to a point where it may be what you actually need to know.

For game walkthroughs, you could just ctrl-f the spot you needed to know about. On a recipe, ctrl-f “boil at” or “bake at” to check the correct temperature and time. On programming, ctrl-f the function name or part of the line you suppose might be where your problem is.

Video? Gotta remember the fucking timestamps. Google doesn’t help by pushing youtube at every opportunity and downplaying every small blog, either.

The Dreamcast Spawn game is kinda like Power Stone (it’s also by Capcom, so there’s that), in that it’s a small battlefield and the characters can all duke it out, only there are guns, grenades, knives, swords and blood (also offense/defense/health power ups). The control is rather clunky, as you move with the d-pad instead of the analog stick. Totally worth checking out

It’ll fill you with gases

So, is a martini with the olive on top, a preparation rebel/igredient neutral or ingredient purist?

Speaking of 3D fighters, Power Stone and that Spawn game on the Dreamcast, we could use more stuff like that

Multi-million by eliminating to the bathroom

GOG sometimes fails to keep some offline installers up to date with what Galaxy installs, some people consider that a DRM, I consider it a service failure.

You can also find some reports checking this thread - the post in question says Beat Hazard 2 won’t run after a clean offline install on a computer without internet. Not DRM per se, as that check only happens once and it creates a savefile

Mega Man Legends. Fuck you, Capcom, for killing the blue boy.

A new Command and Conquer Generals. It was a big departure from the classical C&C formula of stuff being built on the UI on the right and more like every other RTS, but it was fun nonetheless. Zero Hour bringing the specialized generals was also a nice idea.

Dunno if it counts as a game, but something like MTV Music Generator on PS1 and PS2 would be awesome, especially with the ease of sharing stuff around nowadays.

There are many Star Wars games that deserve a second chance, but I think Republic Commando could really use the sequels “Imperial Commando” and “Rebel Commando” first. I’d personally love a sequel to Jedi Academy

With all the “boomer shooters” making a comeback, Heretic and Hexen could receive their respective 3rd installments.

Lastly, Virtual On Cyber Troopers. Something that plays like the very first game of 1995, that’d be 😗👌. I think that game is what paved the way for the many Gundam games that play a lot like it - On PC, you can get a taste of that gameplay with Bootfighter Windom XP

I remember some years ago receiving an email with a form asking many questions about Legacy of Kain/Soul Reaver, seemingly a market research thing.

Embracer

Welp, there goes all my hope

Streets of Rage

I thought 4 did rather well commercially?

Word. The closest I found to the feel of Freelancer was X3 back in 2010, but the differences were glaring.

There this Underspace that seems to be a “Freelancer meets Cthluhu”, I’ve yet to play the demo to get a feel of the space.