OrhanThePainter@lemmy.worldtoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•what does your android / iphone home screen look like
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1 year agoAs an answer to an obvious question:
“Does the pope shit in the woods?”
The answer is yes. Yes he does.
An Aussie farmer looks at his New Zealander neighbours field and sees a sheep in desperate need of a shearing. The Aussie farmer says to his neighbour “I think you should shear that sheep”, to which the New Zealand farmer replies “she’s mine and I ain’t shearing her with no one!”