I was going to go with whoever had that black and orange set shown in the patch notes for the update, but that one isn’t actually in there so I went with Opuze cuz yellow. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Heh… Turdus.

I can’t help but think the sound comes from the goat’s butt so it’s just a series of melodic farts.

I hella wanna see someone recreate that Cheech and Chong movie where they made an entire car out of weed to smuggle the weed.

I’d go to the future and check it out. The question also made me wonder how far into the future one would need to go before they wouldn’t be able to speak the same language as anyone?

Essentially, there’s usually good reason it was abandoned.

For $3400, I’m fine with living with tormented ghosts.

I could feasibly make $4k pretty quickly, I want my own home, and I’ve always wanted to visit Japan… 🤔

It’s also very easily modded and there are loads of graphical overhauls for it to choose from that bring it to modern levels of pretty, along with QOL tweaks, bug fixes and good balancing changes. Just remaster it yourself 🤷🏻‍♂️

It’s also not being driven by a professional racer. I wanna see a pro unable to control it so it’s undeniable.

I know it’s often a map in military shooter video games.

Human coders do that sometimes, too. Bugs are like a hydra, man. You get rid of one, but end up creating two more. 🤷🏻‍♂️

This should be one of the settings in NationStates you can pick for your nation. “How does your nation feel the Middle East should be divided?”

Before I moved into a city, and I was living in a small suburb town, I’d have to go at least 26 miles away to the nearest affordable grocery store.

Now I can just go across the street and usually walk cuz I’m not getting more than 2 bags worth of stuff at a time.

Every you time you fart in America, you’ll have to pay a fine.

Vampire zombie deer disease?! 😱

H-Bomb Husband

How do I make my own fabric softener tho? One of the things it does is condition the fabric like you condition your hair, to keep its strength and retain its shape. Like if your shirt’s neck has become a little stretched out, wash it with some fabric softener and it usually fixes that shit.

I’d DIY my own if I could. I’ll probably start using this detergent recipe, too.

I have two sets of clothing I have specifically for protesting in simply because my normal attire would definitely single me out and make me easy to identify.

I wish we had either a single grammatical notation or some kind of special encapsulation to denote sarcasm, because I just hate how “/s” looks. Especially in a hand written paper. It is 100% an internetism and it shows. Most people probably don’t even know why there is a forward slash in it. Lemmings probably do, but most of us are internet gremlins so of course we’d know.

Why no houses? I’m sure I could find a house that they could sign over that day if I paid the whole million in cash. It’d be a shithole anyway, if it’s only a million bucks.

I guess I could buy a million dollars worth of shares in something that will likely go up by a few cents if not a few dollars the next day, so I could immediately sell the shares and would have more than 1 million.