Both

Almond milk dates back to the middle ages

Michele Bachmann is around and loud.

Tim Huelskamp has a PAC that spreads disinformation.

Tom Price is kicking. He was Trump’s Secretary of HHS in his first term.

John Carter exists still.

Pete Sessions is still in the House.

Lamar Smith is still alive

David Schweikert is still in the House.

Tom McClintock is still in the House.

Doug Lamborn was in the House until this year.

Gus Bilirakis is still in the House.

Steve Scalise is the current House Majority Leader.

Tim Walberg is still in the House.

Blaine Luetkemeyer just left the House this year.

Adrian Smith is still in the House.

Jeff Duncan just left the House this year.

Joe Wilson is still in the House.

Michael Burgess is still in the House and on the Rules Committee.

Now we just need Ricky Sinners and we got ourselves a tag team!

I’m a strong believer that a wrestling theme should immediately tell you who’s coming out. Mick Foley and Stone Cold are great examples. RVD coming out to Walk was always great, as well as Sandman coming out to Enter Sandman!

For entrances I always loved Kane with the ring post pyro. More recently the Death Triangle lighting up each member one by one was great. I also love the spin around the Gunns.

To shreds

That Benoit vs Booker best of 7 are some of my favorites I credit them with getting me interested in pro wrestling.

I like to think the pain is just them turning me into steaks

They’re just responding to his hype man personality!

Harley stealing little girls dreams out here!

She even watched for the shoe

Dimebag at least was a racist piece of shit

The shit apple doesn’t fall too far from the shit tree lol

I’ll never forgive Preston for what he did to -1! Never!!!

There’s a very good chance she knew and actively helped to hide that Vince was sexually assaulting employees.

It’s almost guaranteed that she knew Vince had hired a known pedophile to be in charge of the ring boys in the 90s.

Well slap my ass and call me mera mera!

Uh oh, Kenny getting that hunger for gold

Nana ain’t dancing so it must be serious

Did Thunder come out to her old music?!?