Me_irl ;~;

Gen Z/alpha pls take over so we can just collapse and cry for the childhood we didn’t get to have.

I can’t say I’ve had the exact same experience, but I did get picked on by a bunch of “friends” at a birthday party. Tried to play truth or dare and I was a really honest, open kid (mostly), so when it was my turn I said, “truth” and someone asked me if I’d ever kissed a girl, and I said, “no”. They decided that I had to be lying so they asked me a different question, “have I ever had a crush on a girl” to which I also said, “no”. They didn’t believe that either, and one of them jokingly asked, “have you (me being AMAB) ever kissed a boy?” That was coming from a kid in a really conservative Christian family, and it caught me off-guard. The truth was that no, I had never kissed a boy either, but the question made me hesitate. They lept on that.

Do I need the sandwich too? If so I’ll give him half (if he asks for it, otherwise I’ll just sit there and eat the whole thing while missing social cues like a dumbass).

Will I need the sandwich in the near future? If so, then again, I’ll give him half.

Did I just eat a meal and I don’t need the sandwich now nor in the immidate future? By all means, eat!

My current conspiracy theory is that he is gonna get assassinated by the “”“far left”“” (aka totally not the Republican party), which will trigger a full fascist takeover. He’s too old for me to imagine him being able to make it through a full second term, and too unpredictable for Republican politicians to actually want him to be around; so the ideal situation would be to have him publicly assassinated and use that to drum up support for massive surveillance and restrictions on personal freedom.

JUST CAN’T GET ENUF OF YOU

Remy literally has a flesh mech and army of rats working for him by the end of the movie. Wtf are you smoking, lol?

Has anyone ever, yanno, just tried being its friend or give it therapy? No idea if it’d work, but testing X with SCP-682 is a running gag, wouldn’t hurt to try some therapy. Or maybe that’s part of the joke: the only way you could “neutralize” SCP-682 is by showing it empathy and compassion, but doing so is fundamentally incompatible with the SCP foundation.

Maybe, depends on how kinky they are. I mean, humans engage in master/pet relationships as a lifestyle and not just a bedroom kink.

And no, I’m not convinced that +10,000yrs of extra development would automatically make them view a human as being like an animal. Would you really consider ancient Mesopotamians to be significantly less intelligent than modern humans?

Can the teleporter interpret intent, and will it take anything I’m currently carrying (like a backpack)? If so, then I’d probably take some time to figure out where I’d like to go (terrestrial or extraterrestrial, inhabited/life complexity, technology level, species appearance (if alien), government style, beliefs, etc) and then have the teleporter send me to the place that most closely matches my vision.

If not, then idk. I’d consider teleporting myself near the event horizon of a black hole, but I’d probably get vaporized the moment I teleported if it didn’t come with some kinda invulnerable safety field.

Welcome to the SCP Foundation. Please enjoy your stay (you will not be allowed to leave).

Also, the SCP in question: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1471

Mal0, aka SCP-1471-a. SCP-1471 is a phone app that claims to connect you with your new best friend. SCP-1471-a is a bipedal creature who will begin texting you pictures of yourself with them imposed in the background, stating they’re approaching your position. Eventually they will begin to impose themselves in your vision; out of the corner of your eye, in reflections, and so forth. Afaik it is unknown if SCP-1471-a can ever physically manifest and what would happen if they did.

That said, what is known is that furries get very horny for Mal0.

I’m not into this as a sexual thing. I will ascend and take control as my body becomes part of your chemical processes. I will become a part of you. mwahahhahah!

I miss playing multiplayer games other than VRC. However, multiplayer games just aren’t fun anymore for the exact reasons you just laid out.

Cremate me and grind my ashes into small particles.

Then take those ashes and mix them into dark spices like pepper as a filler. Sell it to the general population.

I will be vored. I will be inside you. I will become part of you. You cannot stop this.

Uuuuhhhhh… Yeah. Sure. It scared the absolute fuck out of me. Yeah!

(Actually I may have seen American werewolf in Paris, but I can’t remember. Either way, I remember watching it and it didn’t scare me, it made me “feel funny”)

hugs

Try not to be too pessimistic. I’m 30. I’m currently making new friends left and right. Something which my previous therapist said was basically impossible. Find a better group. Hell, become a furry. No, seriously. Furries are cool people and eventually you’ll find one who’s a “connector” aka “the person who seems to know everyone and hooks you up with the right people”, and they’ll help you out. That’s been my experience so far. It took a little while, but eventually I stumbled across someone like that and it’s been a lot of fun and I’ve been getting to know a lot of cool people.

Edit: oh yeah, I forgot to ask: have you tried just talking to her one-on-one to see if she realizes that you feel like you’re getting left out? It may be that she didn’t even realize she was doing that.

What a fucking chad. That dude has his priorities straight.

I mean, the people leaving won’t be the same ones who thought immigrants were eating their pets. They’ll be the ones that the immigrant-eating-pets-believers are trying to drive out of the US (like LGBT, POC, etc).

Buzz Aldrin.

Side note but since when is Canada a major source of drug cartels and fentanyl production lol?

No fucking clue, I didn’t even know that was a thing (it probably isn’t). From an American point of view, it makes me wonder if he’s going to try to sell the idea of a border wall/patrol between Canada and the US, to keep people from trying to leave in the near future (and of course, he doesn’t understand that the US has struggled to build a wall between Mexico and the US, and the Canadian border is way longer).