In other news, Google CEO uses AI to collect company internal metrics and craft press releases.

I can believe QA didn’t find that issue with a 7 month long soak test

So the aborted fetuses get fed into the offshore weather machine? It all makes sense now, how else could it make hurricanes?

They said the arachnids could “grow to be the size of your hand” so “you can’t miss them”.

Why would they do this

Ahh America. Land of the free, home of the Union busting corporations literally making robot scabs

Of course he’s not going to help anyone, he’s a big toe in a hat!

You just did, it was demons all along

Sounds stingy

Planet of the Dogs, maybe?

Mr. Beast has conducted an internal investigation and found that there was no wrongdoing

Meat Waves sounds like a microwave meal brand that’s just a slab of lumpy unspecified meat.

Why do all these Trump supporters keep sucking my cock?

The only charge is “potential to spread rabies” and they killed the animal to test for that (for some reason). So, if the test comes back negative, they will make full repariations right?

Maybe if they program the AI to output “ouchie” when it gets a boo boo that could work for you?

So…

Optical Fiber Nervous System = Sensors

AI = Software

We truly live in the golden age of jargon.

MediaBiasFactChecker bot knew all along

I don’t want to think about it at all

He appears to be wearing a zombie president costume, so it’s a character piece

Neck seems optimistic

That philosophy could also apply to choosing not to vote. You don’t like the system? Look away.