Replying to your comment so you see the notification and think you kicked off a sesh but actually it’s just text and a beanis

True, and I’m gunna be insufferable in group chats

Noooo what if i need to beanis post or fart post or bad post I gotta get it all out of my system now

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If it was the shaun skull head guy vid, then that’s afaic the last word on cinema sins

I’m looking at getting a refurbished laptop (basically show models/re-issued corporate laptops). My colleague recommended reboot-it dot com dot au. I think they’re nation wide?

Edit: hm seems they’re out of gaming laptops, but a couple other refurb sites do (pretty pricey) even if they’re not ‘new’

If you do not comply with this cease and desist letter within the aforementioned time-period then the Supreme Court will be notified about your mean posting.

Pffft mean posting? Bean posting more like it

Yesss agreed. You can get away without peeing for a good while too if you sweat lots but it’s not like you can sweat away your poop

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Atomic Tomato

Honestly what’s the deal with chip flavours now adays. They’re all like ‘margaret river red wine caramelised balsamic vinegar and himalayan pink salt’ and it’s just salt and vinegar now they gotta throw in a Nickelodeon sponsorship too idgi i just wamt chippy

What if samboys but with fash aesthetic

What’s wrong honey? You haven’t touched your Smith’s ® Netflix™ REBEL MOON Motherworld Feast Roast Beef Garlic and Herb 45g chips?

Oh HECK ueahh!

Liberal with mt use of MAYO on my borgers

There are two kinds of aspiring dms, matt mercer dms and brendan lee mulligan dms. I’ll take the latter any day

Cute coworker complemented my (prett shitty imo) jacket ahhhhh

How about 50 per cent more of deez nutz

50 per cemt funnier than what?

Hello duck