PrincessMagnificent [they/them, any]

But can we afford a tiddy gap

Just wear those sunglasses that everyone who records political rants in their car is wearing, and they will think you are one of them.

I just like imagining the transformation from “we’re gonna put the fear of communism into that bleeding heart pinko” to “oh fuck we just killed the president, OH GOD OH FUCK WE JUST KILLED THE PRESIDENT”

I never found any explanation convincing until Matt Christman suggested that the CIA tried to stage an assassination attempt and accidentally killed the president during it. That story just…it feels more like the world I know than any other scenario.

Real women have six equidistant edges