Go forth with my blessings.

D-E-V-O

Comcast story. I had issue with phone and cable working but no internet. I had idiots on tech support keep telling me to restart the router. Me: The phone I am calling you on is connected to the router and will drop this call. After several hours, turns out that internet had been mistakenly canceled by my wife and it took them six months to turn it off.

I am guessing it was the second half. “You pulled a three year old account of the mothballs to post something that stupid? Your mother should have gone through with her Planned Parenthood appointment.”

I haven’t been full banned yet but have grown tired of the amazing levels of stupidity. I caught a temp ban for incivility for writing “Your mother should have gone through with her Planned Parenthood appointment.”

Of course it’s company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

“I will fix everything by being a dictator on day one.”