Screaming into the void (non derogatory)

Guys Ubisoft’s mom came to school and asked us to stop picking on them.

I didn’t send you an email at all. I expect you to read it.

Wait till you hear about the sickos using arabic numbers

I love that they keep coming up with dumb slang cause there’s only so much mileage you can get out of the dumb slang you had growing up.

There’s stardust all over my basement walls 😌

Purchase? I got mine at birth.

My codebase doesn’t have features, I’ve been refactoring hello world for 25 years.

For sure, and I’m most likely not getting it based on that reasoning. I’m just a bit tired of the discourse factory.

Getting ready for the “Outlaws is actually good??!?” takes followed by “It’s not lol” a couple weeks later.

…And you’re a school bus driver for a Sunday school

Any chance I could be your friend as well? My username is SandmanXC on steam. Thanks a lot!

I saw them live a couple years ago, highly recommend

Sometimes I open the elevator door using the little Jedi hand gesture and I’m 34.

I did this in an interview and I got the job on the spot.

I read somewhere that canonically Jerry’s apartment is some kind of pocket dimension held together by his ego

I’m not your buddo, brae!

But seriously very cool.

Believe it or not, straight depression

It gets more fun when you get older and you realise you’re mostly just a tired person.

It’s Skyrim meets Super Mario Brothers 2!!!