Wegen euren Pizzamaimais hab ich nur jetzt vorhin auch noch welche bestellt :(
Wegen euren Pizzamaimais hab ich nur jetzt vorhin auch noch welche bestellt :(
sich zurücklehnend das popcorn reinzieht.
Okay, ich bin dumm. Ich raffs gar nicht.
It has electrolytes! It’s what plants crave.
Und dazu dieser Geruch von Sommerregen. Geiler Scheiss.
Ist die Zahl der Singles nicht gleichzeitig so hoch wie nie? Wenn, überspitzt gesagt, keiner verheiratet ist kann sich eben auch niemand trennen.
Stimme zu… jedoch gehören denen leider auch viele Krankenhäuser, Kindergärten und was weiß ich für gemeinnützige Einrichtungen. Ich habe nicht genügend Vertrauen in die Politik, dass der Verlust davon aufgefangen wird, wenn diese Einrichtungen aufgrund von Geldmangel schließen müssen.
Deutscher Schmutzigsprech.
Los du Stier, spritz mich voll mit deiner geilen Ficksahne
🤢
I know, I know. But ICD-10 doesn’t recognise it, if there were non or few symptoms in childhood.
Below average, nerdy, niche hetero guy here with no desire to every have any kids. I’m using dating apps since about November now.
OkCupid: Not that common in my country, which is why I tend to get all kinds of “likes” from people all over the world. Mostly Africa. It has some - as I call it - “FOMO features” included. Meaning: I rarely get any likes when I use premium. The second(!) I don’t have premium any more and can’t check the people that swiped me, there are suddenly 7 likes. It’s a money grab, nothing more. The only interesting thing about it, is the vast amount of questions you can answer and compare with people you swipe.
Bumble: It’s basically the same hell hole everyone says tinder is. Also FOMO-features.
Hinge: The profiles are somewhat limited, compared to other apps. There are some premium plans, but no FOMO-features. The only two dates I ever had came from this app.
blindmate: It’s a very small new app. Not even sure if it’s already available in another language other than German. You can upload up to 6 pictures, set what you’re looking for (age, sex, type of relationship). All other things are done by friends you invite. They answer questions about you (max. 7/day) as well as swipe for you (max. 30/day). If your friends and the friends of the person your friends swiped for both give their okay, you’re matched. At first the main profile pic is pixeled until you exchanged a few messages. You can use Icebreakers which consist of answers of you and your match the friends have given. After a few more messages you can choose to unlock your profile for the match. I have 4 friends that swipe for me for months, 5300+ in total with a total of 28 matches. I’m starting to think that I am the issue here.
Crazy adventures? A happy, lasting, trustful relationship.
I was going to comment on this… then I double checked the community. Oops.
Gesundheit.
It’s been years since I first heard of the pledge of allegiance and to this day it is still totally bewildering to me why you’d do that.
Mein hiesiger Netto sucht neue Hilfskräfte.
(Not so) fun fact: his posts actually worked. Not in the way that he got pizza day back, but in the way that I ordered some. I wasn’t even that hungry >.<