Doing approximately 5 minutes of work today at my bullshit job

My most boomer trait is wondering what the fuck is the appeal of listening to someone eat on stream while that person watches a video

“[streamer] reacts”

no thanks

Requiring my call center employees to submit 10-15 personal photos to their manager through their work email where their pictures of their loved ones will be stored on a corporate database or else they face disciplinary action

If you could start with my work’s network that would be grand

Another Harkkkonen down, unlimited jihad on the outer worlds

I’m in a similar boat. I was laid off last year from my white collar job and my responsibilities were doled out between several people using ChatGPT. It took me six months to find a new job, and it pays leas than what I made five years ago for the same title. I believe my layoff would have happened regardless of LLM use, but now companies have another reason to not hire someone with my skill set (translation and writing) because the robots can do it “well enough” (total dogshit)

Already at my new job they’re talking about “integrating AI” into my work and it just feels like the noose is tightening again

90% of Biden voters can’t find the g-toilet spot

Based Doctor “I will treat any patient no matter the cost to the bloated Kelso Regime’s for-profit enterprise” Cox vs cringe Doctor “You’re gay if you don’t like whiskey” Cox

Fresh slop soon

Time to start mixing corn syrup and carbonated water at home

Does anyone have that copy pasta about summoning a pizza slave with a bourgeois app (or something to that effect)? ty

The Arab Spring displaced about a million people and it basically drove Europe to New Hitlerism wrt immigration, imagine what will happen as climate change displaces hundreds of millions of people in the coming decades

If you read any current media article about zoomers it’s just a copy and paste from the exact same articles about millennials from 15 years ago

Creating a Bostonian clone called Dunkin’ Massachusetts

LBron

Going on worker’s comp for a bad case of poster’s thumb