Lol I was gunna say he’s too distracting to be safe for work but I like this answer better

What shoes do wear the most?

Also would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?

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My foreman would always say “Love my job” in a happy tone after anything bad happened on a job site. The happier the tone, the worse it was

It’s my first day

One could argue that as alot of us are exredditors we would be the more progressive or left side of the crowd. Something happened we didn’t like so we left it behind for something we hope will be better and put in the effort to make it so as opposed to staying with what we know and really waiting things out before choosing a new direction. It would have been easy to stay with reddit, hell I could go back in an instant and it would be like I never left, but I chose this new path and I’m sticking with it. That is what progress is all about

That’s Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson to you! And he politely inquires if you can recognize the arouma of what he is currently sauteing?

Witcher 3, loving it so much!

Sorry, not sure how I did that

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Love is finishing each other’s child molestation

Phat bitch dip: 2 blocks cream cheese 3 cans of shredded chicken drained 5 diced jalapeños Siracha to taste Shredded cheddar

Microwave cream cheese till soft. Mix in chicken, jalapeños, and Siracha. Put in a casserole dish and top with shredded cheese. Bake @ 350f for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted

Edit: Phat is 80s slang for ‘Pretty hot and tempting’

Sadly NASA recalculated, it won’t collide with earth for over a century. But they could be wrong, Fingers crossed! Edit:my grammar sucks

You and me both brudda

Lol! I forgot that part!

Lisa is getting married to a brit and homer accidentally lights the union jack on fire while trying to make him feel comfortable. I believe this was the ‘esquilax’ flash forward

I just got back from the doctor…you’re gunna want to get tested…

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Lol yes! 29 points

All are also mentioned in the old and new testaments. Again you can’t just blanket a single religion this way with out claiming these atrocities are their and only their fault. The problem here is the post insinuates all Islamic people are pro atrocity and that is plainly untrue.

While I am generally against large organized religion, if your going to point the finger, point it those actually doing it not just the people you don’t like. And if if you wanna point at Hamas your going to have to point at Isreal, Russia, China, the US, all forms of Christianity, Jewdeism, Islam, ect ect ect

Honestly I was wrong for upvoting based on capitalism. You know who commits atrocity? Humans, end of story.

As an addict myself I can say basically yes. Not always to that extreme, think of the smoker who starts eating more. Maybe you get into marathon running? Well that’s just a hobby, right? Maybe or maybe it’s filling that gap alcohol used to fill. It’s hard to say. When you break it down, from my experience, addicts are filling some kind of hole with drugs, so when you take the drugs out most people want to fill that hole. For the short time I was in AA 90% people chained smoked and only drank coffee or soda, the 10% who didn’t found Jesus.

So can some addicts get by without something else, yea probably. But for most, ultimately the hole will be filled, just hope it’s with something positive. For alot of us, it’s just a different drug to be honest.