I just accidentally stumbled upon my job description. Uncanny.

Soulful Strut.

Firehouse Subs pickle bucket missing. lol

Speaker placement too low. Terrible for acoustics.

Leisure Suit Larry was one of my earliest PC memories. I had to teach myself DOS to get it to run. That curiosity kickstarted a career.

Dunder Mifflin did it first. The Pyramid.

Commercial always play with volume FULL BLAST talking about dick pills while the young family is just trying to enjoy a show.

Is it racist for me a white guy to wear this?

Just call him an asshole so everyone understands.

Now she’s going to use your good chisels to open paint cans.

Send out the science teacher with a sign, “prove it. “

It’s always the people you most suspect.

We will be in touch.

Blackouts cause baby booms. So sex. My answer is sex.

I can hear this photo

That’s just sad.

Country roads take me home to the place I belong oh Canada.

Bedrock was in California and everything there is known to cause cancer. Probably.

At least he’s not trying to cure himself with a juice cleanse.

Agreed. Let me know when the world invents one.