walks over to co-workers, farts, then walks back to his chair

Lmao

How does this have 30+ upvotes? So inconsiderate, holy hell. Deal with your dog’s shit yourself- why is that a controversial concept?

More than half of white women who voted voted for trump. Only ~53% of white women voted at all, so about 28% of white women voted for trump

Interesting. I use phenylephrine pills (no other active ingredients) for nasal congestion every time I’m sick, and it has always worked very well for me

I do tend to be extra sensitive to most drugs though, so maybe that has something to do with it

Lol no u

I’d been needing some new weightlifting motivation, and this is so it

I can’t find it anymore, but I remember enough to say that that’s not what it was labeled on textstudio.com lol

This could’ve been an “oops, you’re right- corrected, thanks.” But instead you got weird about it

But I like excluding people because it creates a strong sense of unity and identity within my group, making me feel superior and distinct. This gives me a sense of control and power, which is deeply satisfying, and it simplifies the world into clear categories of “us” versus “them,” providing comfort and certainty in an otherwise complex and chaotic environment.

Edit: plus, I can’t relate to fascists at all

My local cohort had a similar ‘game’ where you shout “Gaddafi” as you do the poke…

It’s common grammar in the states, and considered grammatically correct under Black American Vernacular English

@[email protected] I expected this to be one of yours lol

Yeah I’m pretty sure I’ve gone 2 weeks 😅 It’s not like I was showing up to work or school at the time so 💁 let me wallow lol

Haha, I love that one- I have it saved:

Arguably, it could still just mean tomorrow, given that today was yesterday’s tomorrow. As every day is a tomorrow, the next tomorrow is just tomorrow

If I ate something in silence, my partner would likely notice something was off immediately. The sound of even my own chewing (mouth closed, ofc) triggers my misophonia

see you next tomorrow

I particularly like this bit

At an agency meeting once, we played “never have I ever” and one of them was “nhie gone a week without showering;” I was the only one who had, and I got some seriously judgmental looks

No, you’re not! It’s just that the comment you replied to may have been alluding to violence, so if they clarified that explicitly in response to your question, they could be reported

Lol, is joke. An account named UniversalMonk used to be notorious for pretending not to understand subtlety to get people to state rule breaking things explicitly, after which that person could be reported/banned.

I thought it was funny for a while, but ended up blocking the account, so I’m not sure if it’s still active