Preventing “voter fraud” by doing voter fraud. That’s not mental gymnastics, it’s parcour!

Oh nice, I can control my smart home by dreams?

Me: *sleeps Coffee machine starts making coffee. Me: *sleeps

Can’t wait!

Gratuliere brudi! 🥳

We had a whole afternoon program filled with Anime. It brought me sailor moon, ranma, Pokémon, DragonBall, Digimon and so many more! Good old times.

I remember that too, but am not that sure…

Oh yeah, he did! https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/reddit-blackout-protest-private-ceo-elon-musk-huffman-rcna89700

Doing right as his role model!

Hard insider, “Doing an Olli”. We had a coworker named Oliver and when ever we were at a customer on site he not only showed up late but always went straight for the toilets making us wait even longer.

But at least “Jürgen würgen” or “Jochen kochen” rhymes 😁

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I think it was called “the horror of remson high” or something like that, that we had to read in high-school. Imagine being a teen, already struggling with the changes of one’s own body and then reading a book about tentacle aliens coming out of the pimples of the students, to wreak havoc in the town. It even started with one alien killing the family’s dog and growing to its size… Didn’t even bother finishing it and gladly accepted a bad grade for doing so.

Man, this Steven Cheoung has some serious “you sure you’re on the right team?”-vibes.

He said this about the democrats: “We’re going to beat the brakes off them, and there is nothing they can do about it.”

Does anybody else read this as “were going to make the democrats unstoppable”?

Go vote!

In Russia, windows doesn’t crash on itself, windows crashes you.

“there are many” - continues to name one.

Yeah yeah sorry! I know I tried to search for logic in a statement from that guy…!

Go sleep in the bed you made 👍

Same. Had time for my trainees and used this for an extra learning session. :)

Seriously, in the end it boils down to this: "I hate these things with all the “first world problems” rage I can muster "… Don’t you guys have other problems in your life? There you are, raging against a bottle cap.

Like another poster said and showed with a picture before: the cap can be tucked in at the side and voilà! Drinking can be done as it used to be…

“Italian prosecutors found Dior paid $57 to produce bags retailing for $2,780.”

In case someone else comes to the comments to see the important detail.