I just have a mouse jiggle app

MTA workers, Dept of Sanitation workers, NYCHA workers… So many people who work for the city. All it takes is one hangnail or paper cut.

I stand corrected.

NB: I see what you’re doing for Lemmy and I sincerely appreciate it.

You’re asking for accountability in the GOP? If you believe that’s possible I’ve got a bridge to sell you.

Actually I’m referring to the cloud seeding they’ve been doing. But yes, I do indeed condemn all of our endless growth fetishes. We’ve fucked the planet beyond comprehension.

Marques is right. I’m sorry, for $700 goddamn dollars I refuse to be some random startup’s R&D. I can’t wait for the DiSrUpToR model to die a painful death.

And to all the people crying because MKBHD was mean, I say: STFU. I watch him for his integrity. Your product is bad and you should feel bad.

That cat is so Grindr-ready

Well well. If it isn’t the consequences of their own actions

E: love to see the downvotes. They tried their hands at cloud seeding and they’re reaping what they literally sowed. But go off I guess.

EE: See below.

Haha not random, my psych doesn’t think so, no. I just don’t find stimulants fun

I get zero pleasure from cocaine. It’s literally just a tool to keep drinking. (NB: don’t do this. It’s terrible for your heart) But for some of my friends it’s the end-all, be-all. They wanna do lines all weekend and I’m just like, “why?”

It’s really funny when you start to recognize people, isn’t it?

Our cat lays in the shoe rack itself, presumably for maximum funk

That’s just a trashy knockoff of a classic Chanel design.

He’ll say it faster, for a lower salary, but with a high fever.

I’m waiting for the post-scarcity stuff 😭

Listen, I’m not saying I want to bang Tony the Tiger, but I’m not not saying it either.

I usually try to but here in the Northeast USA almost nothing is in season except mushrooms.

They’re just regular red table grapes. I have no idea what’s going on with fruit prices near me but they’re nauseating. I’m in the northeast; we should still have some late apple varieties left from fall but those are getting outrageous too.

Ordinarily I’d totally agree. But they’ve been going up in price constantly for the last 2 years and never come down.

I went grocery shopping Saturday. Grapes were $6/pound. It’s getting so we can’t afford produce anymore.