Thank christ i left reddit for lemmy, this place is so muchnicer and better for my mental health.

That is the most cursed thought ive read in a while, but if the automatons are trying to impregnate super earth with disgusting socialism its not really working.

All thanks to the brave helldivers being responsible cock blockers.

I have completely given up on giving these freedomless souls the death they deserve via their brain. Instead i shoot their dicks off.

Jesus fucking christ i love it

WHAT ARE THESE DEMOCRATIC MAGICKS?

Have confidence in the just destruction you can cause upon freedoms enemies.

Brash said it best, “you are litteraly invincible!”

This is fantastic, you deserve to pat yourself on the back man

Back in the 90s, there was this excel precursor called lotus, that thing was a beast, it supported 3d cells, graphs, everything. If you can make it in excel, you can make it in lotus and add extra things without even trying. From what i heard from the older generation is that excel now only supports half of what lotus did.

I always think “this is not the life godzilla wants for me”, and then i think of godzilla and i am happy

This shit and word “smart” selection is why i dont use word anymore.

Me: “Can you select just this word for me please?”

Word : “Fuck no, you need this entire sentence, the picture 2 pages over, and all of the extended family of that single bloody word you wanna get. Oh and you have been upgraded from a sentence to a paragraph.”

I am convinced that powerpoint is the only good app that microsoft has ever developed, since it doesnt work against you every step of the way

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Game of cooking, beans are coming

Fedora is the best person in my crack and I have always been killing.

Oh this is back? I love this manga, the artstyle reminds me of the old comic books

The planet lives up to its name, trash

UwU

Havent seen him yet, but doomguy would absolutely fuck thanos up. Mans killed one of the strongest beings in hell barehanded and stopped the demonic invasion of earth in a matter of weeks.

Kde is looking mighty good to try now, ive been kind of bored from gnome recently

As far as i know, windows 10 is still more functional, less of a resource hog (in windows terms), far FAR less telemetry and it just looks fucking nicer. It costs nothing to not upgrade, or you pay the tribute and join the linux brotherhood