I’ll check back again tomorrow.

Master negotiator, 4D chess, stable genius; what a fucking joke.

The Egg Roll […] has long been privately funded without taxpayer dollars, largely through the American Egg Board, which also provides tens of thousands of eggs for the occasion.

Naturally, in the middle of a literal egg shortage, maga is gonna steamroll through this event with corporate flags waving.

In an alternate universe, the CDC is working to contain the bird flu epidemic, we’re buying eggs from our bestie neighbors in Canada, and the Easter Eggs at the White House this year are made of pine wood.

You’re not wrong. Besides having a vague visual similarity, the character also carries its own symbolic association. In English, “X” is mystery, and the unknown. It’s a signature, or a mark. Thirty years ago, it was used frequently in marketing to connect with “eXtreme” sports culture.

Musk thinks it’s the coolest letter because he’s a child.

Could be the one thing to finally bring peace to the Thanksgiving dinner table, if maga gampa is super pissed about losing his Social Security and decides his “woke” granddaughter maybe has a point after all

Extortion, bootlicking, and corruption. Just another day in America.

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My partner snores erratically and sleeps in the spare bedroom. We both sleep better for it but we are working for a better solution through diagnosis.

He did tell us not to let the days go by.

Civil lawsuit is the easiest and most cowardly way to turn Americans against each other and unleash the weaponized paranoia of the reactionary right.

Typically things that are exploded can not go back together.

What they want is to destroy everything they don’t need to create a totalitarian technocracy.

Is that the one that says “give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free”?

Yeah we’re not using it.

When you misjudge the Thwomp timing

They do have jobs, and they probably add more value at theirs than you do at yours. You could be asking yourself why they’d take time away from those jobs to be there giving you the middle finger instead, if you could pull yourself away from your couch or… whatever it is you do all day.

Takes a special kind of dipshit asshole to fail to recognize the entire reason they are as wealthy and powerful and beyond consequence is that they operate out of a runaway, uncontrolled, corrupt capitalist society and if they Fuck Around outside that box, they may rapidly and dramatically Find Out.

Burned at the stake, hanged, crushed, or drowned. Plenty of options.

They want to draw a new one in brown.

Jocks all the way. Can’t stand all the material grabbing and creeping and all that. Just need to protect and support the sensitive bits.

They relate to him. They feel put upon by the burdens of a world that left them behind. They’re struggling financially while those “liberal elites” laugh at their misfortune. They grind 40 or 60 hours for a pittance that barely keeps food on the table these days. They watch TV and are bombarded by a culture that embraces sexual deviancy and vices that demonstrate the rot at the heart of their once fine upstanding country.

From their perspective, of course. Forged by propaganda and misinformation that they are too furious to examine. This idiot man-baby we see? They see a fucking savior. A man who like them knows how things ought to be. A man with the willpower and knowhow to “save America.”

Where we see petulance, they see righteousness, and they sympathize. These people are furious. He’s got them completely weaponized.

🙋 Coffee?