Wytch

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Cake day: January 5th, 2024

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  • Ah, perfection. The horizontal stripes will remind criminals of prison bars, which is what they’ll see next. The red cape will enrage them and like bulls, they will charge forward into defeat. And finally, yellow rubbly gloves will strike terror into their hearts as they are reminded of their dear mothers and the shame they’ve brought to them from a life of crime!











  • WytchtoEnough Musk Spam@lemmy.worldElon's Folly
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    3 months ago

    I can’t imagine being able to travel the world at my leisure eating the finest foods mankind has to offer and saving millions of lives through charitable donations and yet wasting my life, money, and time picking losing fights with governments while defending indefensible shitbags on the internet.

    Must just be something about billionaires I don’t understand 🤷‍♂️


  • I’ve lost four senior pets in the last 3 years, all between 14 and 23 years old.

    You make them as comfortable as possible for as long as you can, and you shower them with love and treats for as long as they live.

    When you have to let them go, you stay with them until their last breath and you thank them for all the years they gave you.

    Go home and bawl your eyes out. Grieve for as long as you have to.

    But never, ever, ever give them up or give them away. They deserve better.