I know the cereal eating guy so I knew he would have to spit it out, but the 6 panels of heavy dialogue built up the tension and made it really sink the landing.

Eh if there’s a computerized system how do I shave my 6 down to a 5 and kick my ball onto the fairway when nobody is looking? Can science explain that?

I enjoy golf, play maybe once a year on public courses. I would never call it a sport and would gladly trade all golf courses for public land or housing. But it is a treat I will occasionally indulge in.

Is there an emoji for sucking yourself off?

I don’t think Republican states will follow through on this, but Southern states taking Lincoln off the ballot was literally a prelude to the Civil War.

Rage, rage for these people saying “People who don’t support Kosovo intervention just don’t know what it’s about.” And the clown who said that Grenada made a national holiday to support the US invading and overthrowing their communist government. Gee I wonder why the government installed by the US would celebrate that?

Succdems are just temporarily embarrassed presidents.

Bleeding Colorado. Only rectangular states can start civil war.

“Why is this leopard eating my face?”

I wonder if there was some reason they were unable to build large scale infrastructure like that.

His family says the cum has been collected by extracting from the socks he left at home.

Name recognition is all Biden had in 2020 and it’s all he has now. Obama was an incredibly popular candidate and activated a lot of non voters (I don’t have data on this). Biden got crowned because he had that Obama sheen still. Now he has the “beat Trump” clout.

They tried to prop up several new Obamas in 2020 and it didn’t work

Direct action + electioneering is a viable means for a socialist party to take power. The only trouble is in the US the electioneering always takes precedence and there are structural mean to encourage that.

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Maybe Obama will try to drone him so he can keep his record as Deporter in chief.

Guys will see this and say “Alluah Akbar”

He’s got investments in Panera, he’s not going to associate their poison lemonade with his political opponent.

In leftist circles we just call them Yemen. They are the Yemen government.